I met this girl at THE OFFICE, she wanted to play games, so with change it took two weeks for me to spark this, conversation I've had playing in my brain, and I would be filled with GLEE if you could just feel the same, I'm saying, like I'm kind of a nerd, and this the type of girl to make me fumble my words, when I approached her I was shaking in my BONES trying to figure out the words that I've already known, I got lost in her eyes when I was IN PLAIN SIGHT, and I opened up my mouth and nothing came out right, I started talking about my HEROES, like Willy Shakespearo, and Mortal Kombat cause I'm sick with Sub Zero, did I make sense? Zero, I probably just confused her, to her and all her friends, I looked like THE BIGGEST LOSER, by the look on her face, I'm speaking GREEK, so I stopped in THE MIDDLE, and said I'll see you next week? Hi, I'm an American, Idle, Why try, I've already got the title, Watch thoroughly, rinse brain, then drain and repeat the cycle, I pretty much gave up so I went out that night, I had my ENTOURAGE with me they was off to my right, You should've seen my face when she walked in my sight, she had a man with her but to be polite, I said Hi, I'm the right guy, as opposed to those other in your sight guys, baby what I gotta do to make you realize? we can take all them dreams, make em TRUE LIFE. You could be a TOP MODEL or a HOUSEWIFE, circle one, its whatever you feel like, we could SEX IN THE CITY on the first night, but if you wanna see THE HILLS, we'll take the first flight, You got a man girl? lets make a PRISON BREAK, or a WIFE SWAP, just for your sake, FLASHFORWARD to my HOUSE, I can meet you UNDERCOVERS, and I could tell our kids this is HOW I MET YOUR MOTHER, She said first off, meet my BIG BROTHER, DEXTER, excuse the mean mug, sometimes he's too protective, the thing is my sister was 16 AND PREGNANT, we learned from her mistakes, so far its been effective, second thing, there's no need for those lame lines, cause honestly, I'm just sick of all these same guys, I'm not Lois Lane, so put down THE CAPE, and no you can't rescue from SMALLVILLE, trust me your game is not wise, I've heard the same thing from 24 other guys, and if you ever really want to be my side, then I suggest you should consider this advice, cause you must be smoking on some WEEDS, if you ever thought that lines would get you home with me, honestly, its hard for me to speak, did you sit on the HILL and smoke the hole TREE? I'm flattered, I appreciate the CHASE, but I'm done being treated like I'm an AMAZING RACE, I'm not just a game, and if your BIG THEORY is to BANG me, then SAVE ME THE GRACE.